He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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