This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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