Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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