So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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