Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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