I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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