I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
PANTIES FOUND
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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