waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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