I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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