i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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