Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
