i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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