So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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