I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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