This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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