I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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