You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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