Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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