i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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