Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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