The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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