And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The power of my boobs compel you
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Randomize
