One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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