Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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