I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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