There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize