32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
not ubering you a puppy
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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