white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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