we're blogging at a bar
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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