I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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