I'm gonna have a badass scar
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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