I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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