It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Even my vagina gasped.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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