I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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