11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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