I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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