If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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