what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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