So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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