You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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