Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Let's get the cat blown out
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
