I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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