I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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