And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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