sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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