I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i think my cat just said my name.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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