i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
