oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Come share oat with me in your robe
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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