u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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