Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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