You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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