I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Randomize