school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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