Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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