i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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